How about best names? Dreadful ones are sort of like shooting fish in a barrel, waaay too easy to find. And your own boat name (of course we all love our boat's names!) doesn't count. Me, I love "Running with Scissors", a really wicked trimaran.
I don't mind the suggestive ones the the out-and-out offensive ones really make me mad. One of my clients named his boat the Moose Phuquer. Others that **************** me off are those that refer to flatulence.
On the other hand, one of my favorites is Hot Ruddered Bums.
I wish I had the guts to respond to this thread because I know some fantastic ones. Unfortunately those boats belong to people I know! Worse, they seem proud of these awful names.
"Breakin' Wind" (Belonged to dear friends of ours, but hated that name).
"Lac au Nooky" is also quite sad for any french speaking folks.
My Ranger 33 when I bought it: Limbo (since changed)
A Columbia 50 in Alabama: Up Yours