Worst Boat Names

[drroycejohnson]

How about best names? Dreadful ones are sort of like shooting fish in a barrel, waaay too easy to find. And your own boat name (of course we all love our boat's names!) doesn't count. Me, I love "Running with Scissors", a really wicked trimaran.

[Chainplate]

I don't mind the suggestive ones the the out-and-out offensive ones really make me mad. One of my clients named his boat the Moose Phuquer. Others that **************** me off are those that refer to flatulence.

On the other hand, one of my favorites is Hot Ruddered Bums.

[DaleAnderson]

I wish I had the guts to respond to this thread because I know some fantastic ones. Unfortunately those boats belong to people I know! Worse, they seem proud of these awful names.

[ramblinrod]

"Breakin' Wind" (Belonged to dear friends of ours, but hated that name).
"Lac au Nooky" is also quite sad for any french speaking folks.

[Lochiel99]

My Ranger 33 when I bought it: Limbo (since changed)

A Columbia 50 in Alabama: Up Yours